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Ada- My Little Baby Bumble Bee by Lady-of-the-who Ada- My Little Baby Bumble Bee :iconlady-of-the-who:Lady-of-the-who 9 6 I stumbled over you by Lady-of-the-who I stumbled over you :iconlady-of-the-who:Lady-of-the-who 0 2 Mina the painter of worlds by Lady-of-the-who Mina the painter of worlds :iconlady-of-the-who:Lady-of-the-who 6 8
Literature
If I love you
NOTE!: I have dyslexia (also i have something else that makes it hard to type what i think in my head so be warned that misspelling and words may be mixed up. Really it cant be helped)
SO
this a First person short-story of floyd
He is a Mais from :iconthe-mais-pond:
I looked out from the small cliff at the cloudy night, the ponds lanterns flickered with storm blowing in. I hope the rain and cover my tears so Mother would not question or nosy Nolem to mock me. thing I try to get love out of my mind... Why does this emotion sting so much.. maybe this is how James feels...but he so happy...Emotions are so weird.. A flash behind me drug my thought to the real world. I turned to see my lantern tipped over and want out. I muttered some angry words as i got my lighter neckless. i heard something as i got it lit and i looked up with my lantern . there was Phantasma her blue eye looking straight into my and made me grow cold. I realized i was still crying only after I heared her ask "Hey there,
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No I'd rather have nothing at all by Lady-of-the-who No I'd rather have nothing at all :iconlady-of-the-who:Lady-of-the-who 5 4 your Birthday soon by Lady-of-the-who your Birthday soon :iconlady-of-the-who:Lady-of-the-who 3 6 CotW33- I need a drink by Lady-of-the-who CotW33- I need a drink :iconlady-of-the-who:Lady-of-the-who 3 3
Literature
No Milk Today
NOTE!: I have dyslexia (also i have something else that makes it hard to type what i think in my head so be warned that misspelling and words may be mixed up. Really it cant be helped)
SO
this a First person short-story of floyd
He is a Mais from :iconthe-mais-pond:
I turned a deep red as i waited for her reaction....
She looked blank for a moment "U-m..." I felt my blood go cold. "I never thought that way about you that way, i thought you were more like a friend." I must have looked like a was stung because she said "Im sorry Floyd. No hard feeling." she awkwardly smiled. I got up and thought up something and fell emotionless "Thats fine, Nolam was just making up junk like normal." my voice became shaky "b-but thank you for thinking m-me a-as a fr-iend. i never had one before." before i got a reply, I left. i want to my tree and got my bread out, I looked at it and saw my glassy eyes in the honey. "love for the weak anyway." i felt myself tearing up but i quickly put a stop to that. l
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Literature
How Deep Is Your Love
NOTE!: I have dyslexia (also i have something else that makes it hard to type what i think in my head so be warned that misspelling and words may be mixed up. Really it cant be helped)
SO
this a First person short-story of Floyd
He is a Mais from :iconthe-mais-pond:
Getting up, i glared over to my mother who was working on her bread like ever morning. I rolled my eyed and got off the small banboo matt that i sleep on and make my way over to her to get some bread for morn-meal. She turned to me "Morning Floyd, i hope you slept well!" i groaned some kind of reply as i yawned and took a small muffin. "I made your fav bread today, Honey bread with blueberry." my mother said with her happy tone. I ate the muffin and gave a muffled thanks as my older brother came in from his morning walk/sing. "Dont take my Honeybread James." i groaned at him. he rolled his eyes then took his dry tasteless bread "I take his bread ones and i dont hear the end of it." I took my bread and want off to the tree i
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Big Bad Wolf by Lady-of-the-who Big Bad Wolf :iconlady-of-the-who:Lady-of-the-who 6 10 What if by Lady-of-the-who What if :iconlady-of-the-who:Lady-of-the-who 4 11 Eyebrow Buddys by Lady-of-the-who Eyebrow Buddys :iconlady-of-the-who:Lady-of-the-who 7 7 I cant get uppp by Lady-of-the-who I cant get uppp :iconlady-of-the-who:Lady-of-the-who 3 7 Bread Anyone by Lady-of-the-who Bread Anyone :iconlady-of-the-who:Lady-of-the-who 3 9 Be A Clown by Lady-of-the-who Be A Clown :iconlady-of-the-who:Lady-of-the-who 10 5 Have A Drink On Me by Lady-of-the-who Have A Drink On Me :iconlady-of-the-who:Lady-of-the-who 5 5

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stole this from my master
1: Full name.
Lady Who
(i dont know you)

2: Zodiac sign.
Cancer

3: 3 fears.
Bullet; Black my chickens dieing because i did something wrong
Bullet; Black my chickens hate me
Bullet; Black being alone forever


4: 3 things I love.
Bullet; Black
My Chickens
Bullet; Black My friends
Bullet; Black 
Mais
5: 4 turn on’s.
Bullet; Black Roosters
Bullet; Black Hens
Bullet; Black Knowing alot about chickens
Bullet; Black
thinking im awsome

6: 4 turn off’s.
Bullet; Black not liking chickens
Bullet; Black my little pony (my ex-boyfriend liked it)
Bullet; Black pokemon
Bullet; Black saying that Mais are horrible (i lost a freind beuase of that)
7: My best friend?
quardie  (master)
stormiecrazy (she just came back to mee)

8: Sexual orientation?
Chicken Sexual
I mean Heterosexual

9: My best first date?
My Ex took me to see the last hobbit movie and payed XD

10: How tall am I?
um... 5'6 or 5'7
11: What do I miss?
so much

12: What time was I born?
I dont know, it depends on who you ask, but around 7pm

13: Favorite color?
gray and purple

14: Do I have a crush?
nooooope!~

15: Favorite quote?
I have two
Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past.” —   "1984" by George Orwell

I’m a slave to my emotions, to my likes, to my hatred of boredom, to most of my desires.
—  F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise

16: Favorite place?
any place with chickens
17: Favorite food?
i cant decide... anything with chocolate

18: Do I use sarcasm?
yesss...

19: What am I listening to right now?
Fox On The Run- Country Gentlemen
(then)
If You Were The Only Girl -
Rudy Vallee
20: First thing I notice in new person?
Hair, clothing, and face

21: Shoe size?
9 1/2

22: Eye color?
blue! most of the time

23: Hair color?
blond

24: Favorite style of clothing?
um... im not good with clothing.. i really just wear T-shirt with a fandom on it or chicken pun) and jean/jean shorts

25: Ever done a prank call?
yea

26: What color of underwear I’m wearing now?
dark blue

27: Meaning behind my username?
Lady beuase im a girl plus I hate being called He.. then i love My fair Lady so Lady stuck. Who is for Doctor who

but in other memes i  have said its was after the 13th Doctor in the spoof "
The Curse of Fatal Death"
28: Favorite movie?
where the red fern grow and Saturday night fever

29: Favorite song?
Opus 17 -Four Seasons

30: Favorite band?
The Four Seasons
31: How I feel right now?
sleep deprived, ok

32: Someone I love.
um... my chickens... Master...

33: My current relationship status.
single (:

34: My relationship with my parents.
I have a Amazing relationship with my father, we do alot of stuff together ^^
my mom on the other hand, we have a good relation but we fight like cats 
35: Favorite holiday.
halloween and christmas

36: Tattoos and piercing I have.
ear piercings

37: Tattoos and piercing I want.
not really, i have had a fake tattoo

38: The reason I joined DA.
reasons that i forgot...

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
not really, we talk on skype all the time and he gave me a cup for my birthday

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts?
no! no one like me that much

41: Have I ever kissed the last person I texted?
The last person i talk to was quardie
;n; i love her but not like that

42: When did I last hold hands?
um.. few weeks ago...

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
i get up, let the chickens out, send email/txts, go back out and do chickens in more detail (like change water and clean)

44: Have I shaved my legs in the past three days?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! no! there a reason that my second Fursona has moose legs XD

45: Where am I right now?
in a house looking at a PC

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
i dont knooooow
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
i like it Reasonable but when AC/DC comes on or something hard beat then play that funky music white boy

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
yes

49: Am I excited for anything?
one day Ill get a farmer loan and be a chicken famer
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
Yea

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
alot

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
i hugged my father...but i did hug my Ex

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
i wouldn't care....

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
I dont trust anyone

55: What is something I disliked about today?
Loran is frisky today and is trying to jump the hens

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
Master, and Chickenhug

57: What do I think about most?
Chickens and Music

58: What’s my strangest talent?
i can talk about chickens for hours

59: Do I have any strange phobias?
jelly fish and dogs

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
behind

61: What was the last lie I told?
yesterday to my Ex about i didnt have time to talk

62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
video chat

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
no

64: Do I believe in magic?
no

65: Do I believe in luck?
Yess

66: What’s the weather like right now?
 hot as hell, and partly cloudy
 
67: What was the last book I’ve read?
i dont remember

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
yea

69: Do I have any nicknames?
Broody Hen
Chicken
Crazy chicken lady

70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?
you dont need to know

71: Do I spend money or save it?
save save save

72: Can I touch my nose with my tongue?
noo

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?
there a half destroyed pick sock next to me

74: Favorite animal?
Chickens

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
SLEEPING!
i have to wake up at 6am ever morning beuase of rooster

76: What do I think Satan’s last name is?
i have 0 idea

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
I've Got A Pocketful Of Dreams
78: How can you win my heart?
talk about Vinyl and chickens to me 

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
there a 95% she died from killing a chicken

80: What is my favorite word?
Loran or rooster, i yell at my rooster alot

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr?
i dontr know

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
See this chicken. its a cute chicken

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
 no

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
the power to get money...

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
"Do you like dogs?"

86: What is my current desktop picture?
Finn (one of my ocs)

87: Had sex?
nno

88: Bought condoms?
no

89: Gotten pregnant?
no

90: Failed a class?
no

91: Kissed a boy?
yes

92: Kissed a girl?
no

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
no

94: Had job?
no

95: Left the house without my wallet?
today

96: Bullied someone on the Internet?
ones

97: Had sex in public?
no

98: Played on a sports team?
noooooo

99: Smoked weed?
noooo

100: Did drugs?
no

101: Smoked cigarettes?
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooo

102: Drank alcohol?
yeah

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
no, i love meat

104: Been overweight?
kind of but im skinny now

105: Been underweight?
no

106: Been to a wedding?
yea

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
yeaaaaaa

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
once

109: Been outside my home country?
yea

110: Gotten my heart broken?
yea

111: Been to a professional sports game?
nooo

112: Broken a bone?
noooo

113: Cut myself?
alot...
114: Been to prom?
nope

115: Been in airplane?
yeo

116: Fly by helicopter?
no

117: What concerts have I been to?
none 

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
nop

119: Learned another language?
i cant barley speeak english, I dont think i could learn a second

120: Wore make up?
yeah

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
no

122: Had oral sex?
noo

123: Dyed my hair?
nooo

124: Voted in a presidential election?
no

125: Rode in an ambulance?
no

126: Had a surgery?
yes

127: Met someone famous?
no

128: Stalked someone on a social network?
once

129: Peed outside?
yepppppp

130: Been fishing?
yep

131: Helped with charity?
alot

132: Been rejected by a crush?
yeepppp
133: Broken a mirror?
no

134: What do I want for my birthday?
a chicken coop or money to get a chicken coop

135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
3or 4 and i dont know...

136: Was I named after anyone?
no

137: Do I like my handwriting?
nooo

138: What was my favorite toy as a child?
i have a toy dog


139: Favorite TV Show?
so many

140: Where do I want to live when older?
somewhere with a lot of land... i hope somewhere in the south

141: Play any musical instrument?
no

142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
got bite by a dog

143: Favorite pizza topping?
black olive

144: Am I afraid of the dark?
no

145: Am I afraid of heights?
yessss

146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
yea

147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
yeah... 100% of the tome

148: What I’m really bad at.
poeple skills

149: What my greatest achievements are.
Getting chickens after 2 years

150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me.
;n; dont remind me

151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery.
buy land and a huge chicken coop

152: What do I like about myself?
not much.. but i do have a nice butt

153: My closest DA friend.
quardie
stormiecrazy

154: Something I fantasize about.
getting more chickens

155: Tag people!! 
stormiecrazy and only her (HAHAHAHAHA)

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:iconthewyvernandthefox:
TheWyvernAndTheFox Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy Birthday. :D
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:iconlady-of-the-who:
Lady-of-the-who Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2015
thank you!!!!
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munkas02 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
who is the current bread lord?
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:iconlady-of-the-who:
Lady-of-the-who Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015
I believe winters still, I have to talk to her to her to give it away
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munkas02 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
isn't it won by mais to mais combat?
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:iconlady-of-the-who:
Lady-of-the-who Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015
no, the beardlord can just give it (but it has been fought for before but that not the main way)

(please read here for more breadlord info)
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SweetLittleVampire Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Flower Bullet (Pink) - F2U!  DING DING DING - delivery time! :D Flower Bullet (Pink) - F2U!  
Hanami´s Shop & Gadgetry would like to wish you a very happy Valentine´s Day!

Valentines Day Gifts for Cricket and Virginia
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Xannijn Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015  Student Filmographer
Hey there!
Thank you so much for the favourite! :la:
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